registry? what registry?

Ok, so the registry thing. I don't really know how to handle this one. I have some things picked out at williams & sonoma. You know the basics: knives, bakeware, a few utensils, cookbooks. I have Linens and 1 set of glasses picked out at pottery barn. However, the majority of the registry items will be either Macy's, Target or JC Penney. I like JC Penney, but I shop at Macy's more. Macy's has the (INSERT ANGELLIC MUSIC) KITCHENAID ARTISAN MIXER! in a rainbow of colors! I am a total freak about the kitchenaid mixer thing. I have wanted a kitchenaid as long as I can remember. Sometimes I think that people wonder if I am just getting married for the mixer! Right like I would get married just for a mixer! HA! What a gas! **does it come with the pasta maker??? KIDDING...although if I get one, we'll definitely need a kingsize bed...I'm sleepin' with that sucka!

Then there is the issue that my friend Bri brought up today. Target is really seasonal. So to register there I should wait until closer to the date. I tell ya...this wedding registry stuff is for the birds.

I really don't want to go through the aisles and zap everything like I am a kid in candy store, but I also wanted to register at multiple places.

Here are the places Charlie and I have talked about:

Williams & Sonoma/Potterybarn

Macy's

Target

Scheel's All-Sports

is that too much? Who the hell knows anymore. I figure from the number of weddings I have been to where the bride gets 15 espresso machines, not many people check out the registries in the first place. I just can't help but feel greedy when I am thinking about the registry schtuff. My bridesmaid, brooke, wants to throw a shower for me in the GF area. That is all I know of at this time. I am so flattered. ok..I'm lying...I'm totally stoked. I have always been the one at the showers and planning the showers and now I just might get to be the princess of the party...god help me i'm a princess. Ok, I'm really just going to show up for the cupcakes. jk. (ps...i have no idea who the ----> little girl is..just thought she was a good pouty princess like me)

So amid all these ramblings what have we concluded? hmm?

1: Beth has not a friggin' clue what to register for other than a KitchenAid Artisan Mixer.

2: Beth is a pretty princess and it's her party...YOU can cry if you want to, but it's still my tiara.

3: Beth has gone completely wacko with all this wedding talk...I think I need to lie down.